You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
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I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
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When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
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